Proud to be engineer.:-)

This is the most interesting topic that I want to discuss and tell to everybody why. I got this idea to write about this topic because I have been read many topic that tell about the engineer such as top ten reasons to date an engineer, top ten reasons not to date an engineer, you might be an engineer if and why you must marry a engineer. Many of the article make sense to me and it make me proud a while..hehe...

 

Reality phrase about engineer:

·         "A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that."

·         "Boring: See Engineers."

·         "Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers ?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets."

·         "Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

I will show you about what exactly meaning when engineer say something like:

·       A number of different approaches are being tried: We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.

·       An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem: We just hired three guys... We'll let them kick it around for a while.

·       Developed after years of intensive research: It was discovered by accident.

·       Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties.:We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.

·       Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.:The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

·       Test results were extremely gratifying: It works, and boy are we surprised !

·       The design will be finalized in the next reporting period: We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something.

·       The entire concept is unworkable: The only guy who understood the thing just quit.

·       We need close project coordination: We should have asked someone else.
Alternate : Let's spread the responsibility for this.

Engineer Interesting right? hahahaha....