One Malaysia

• You've got a variety of lah, mah, meh, lor etc. in your vocabulary and use them constantly.

• Durian and belacan no longer stink to you.

• You double your words to explain something... ie. "ahh you talk-talk so much wan".

• It is just 11:30 p.m and the Taxi driver thinks you are high and wants to charge you for midnight charge.

• You roll up your pant legs before you go into a public toilet  

• You can actually find your way around Sungei Wang Plaza, and when you turn a corner it doesn't just look the same as where you had just come from

• You can tell the time of day by counting how many times it has rained so far.

• You forgot why piracy is supposed to be bad when it's apparent how good it is.

• You think there's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything you eat.