Who wanna kick your roommates out

 It's hilarious. So, to you out there who wanna kick your roommates out without saying "Get Lost!" or "Blah ah!" like us (hehe), here are the tips.

 

1.     Buy lots of knife. Sharpen the knife nightly while stare at your roommate face and said “Soon…soon…” 

 

2.     Every time your roommate back from class, scream” hooree !!! you already back”. After that, make chicky dance for 5 minutes. After that, sleep and make your roommate wondering what happen to you.

 

3.     Hold and caress your roommate’s hair while said “Your hair is black, straight and shiny aaa…Like rebonding technique …”. Do it while your roommate currently sleeping.

 

4.     Wear a paper hat. When he back, said “Welcome to McDonald. Can I take your order sir…” After that, make a silly face and said “Eh, it’s you…” 

 

5.     Wake up in midnight and screaming” Help, where am I?” and run around your room. If a small room, enough just jump 2-3 times. Then, continue your sleep. Tomorrow, when he ask, pretend do not know what he talking about. 

 

6.     When your roommate out, take your deodorant and wipe it on room wall. When he back, praise that your room smelling fragrant.