Happy man!

Happy man !!! What do you expect from such simple creatures???

Your last name stays put.  Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sicky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
 

Moral of the story:

Be a MAN!!

Great Leaders are Not Born, They are Made.

Some question for wire-short follower:do you know this man?do you know the true story about this man?....handsome right?:-)

Hai buddies!!! Now im going write about a very intresting topic 'LEADER'. Hmm.. I think something which I dont have. Hehehe.... But friends!! my father use to say that 'a man' must have a leadership value in his heart . Hmm.. so im trying to be a leader, just like my father said.... Actually rough defination of leadership is "working with and through others to achieve objectives." Given this definition, anyone in a position whose achievement requires the support of others can play the role of a leader. This topic is an old-aged question that has been on the minds of many throughout history. After wire-short triad gang make some debate and research, is actually summarized into two of thought:

•  The first thought leaders are a select few people who are born with the unique set of skill and have rare leadership abilities

•  The second thought that leaders are made, that is they learn, grow and develop into great leaders through the books they read, the people they associate with and from their personal experiences.

For this summarize, we believe that leaders are made, not born. All of the people have the potential to become leader but the problem is leadership takes time to develop and taught. In this century, there are many of university and school that teach how to use their unique strengths and skills and to become leader. So not impossible now day all people could be make to become a leader. So, people, take your chance to a great leader like ' abang misai kontot ' on the picture above. hehehe.....

Who wanna kick your roommates out

 It's hilarious. So, to you out there who wanna kick your roommates out without saying "Get Lost!" or "Blah ah!" like us (hehe), here are the tips.

 

1.     Buy lots of knife. Sharpen the knife nightly while stare at your roommate face and said “Soon…soon…” 

 

2.     Every time your roommate back from class, scream” hooree !!! you already back”. After that, make chicky dance for 5 minutes. After that, sleep and make your roommate wondering what happen to you.

 

3.     Hold and caress your roommate’s hair while said “Your hair is black, straight and shiny aaa…Like rebonding technique …”. Do it while your roommate currently sleeping.

 

4.     Wear a paper hat. When he back, said “Welcome to McDonald. Can I take your order sir…” After that, make a silly face and said “Eh, it’s you…” 

 

5.     Wake up in midnight and screaming” Help, where am I?” and run around your room. If a small room, enough just jump 2-3 times. Then, continue your sleep. Tomorrow, when he ask, pretend do not know what he talking about. 

 

6.     When your roommate out, take your deodorant and wipe it on room wall. When he back, praise that your room smelling fragrant.

"Do you think we should give monetary incentives to the KP2 students to motivate them to get better grades?"

For us a student is a learner, or someone who attends an educational institution. In some nations, the English term is reserved for those who attend university, while a schoolchild under the age of eighteen is called a pupil in English. In its widest use, student is used for anyone who is learning. Back to the topic, before we give monetary incentives to the KP2 student, we must check why and what makes this student get KP2  in their studies.After the some  research that wire-short triad gang make, there are several reason why this student get KP2.

1. Student that came from poor family that live outside the campus and don’t have computer to do their assignment.

2. Student that not giving high commitment in their education.

3. Student that lack of motivations.

So, before we give the monetary incentives, it depends on the circumstances of the KP2 students. For the KP2 student that have problem in their finance stat, the monetary incentive are best choice to help their studies for get the better grade. For the student that not gives high commitment, the monetary incentive no need to given to them and student that lack of motivations must be given monetary incentive in form of tuition or motivations class.

One Malaysia

• You've got a variety of lah, mah, meh, lor etc. in your vocabulary and use them constantly.

• Durian and belacan no longer stink to you.

• You double your words to explain something... ie. "ahh you talk-talk so much wan".

• It is just 11:30 p.m and the Taxi driver thinks you are high and wants to charge you for midnight charge.

• You roll up your pant legs before you go into a public toilet  

• You can actually find your way around Sungei Wang Plaza, and when you turn a corner it doesn't just look the same as where you had just come from

• You can tell the time of day by counting how many times it has rained so far.

• You forgot why piracy is supposed to be bad when it's apparent how good it is.

• You think there's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything you eat.